I believe in people.
I believe that sometimes, people can be really fucking cool.

I believe in singing and dancing for no reason at all.
I believe in The Science Party.
I believe in revolution.
I believe in some kind of afterlife – I just don’t know what.

I believe that art can change the world.
I believe that there may be more than one world.
I believe in talking shit to the NPCs.

I believe that language can be the most powerful force to exist, and hence it is important to know as many as humanly possible.

I believe that specialization is for insects.
I believe that talking to plants does help them grow – as does naming them!
I believe in compassion for everything around us.

I believe that drugs make people boring.
I believe that living is a privilege, not a right – don’t abuse it, or it will get taken away.
I believe that life is probably the most magnificent thing ever.

I believe that gossip truly is the lifeblood of a nation.

I believe in knowledge and wisdom.
I believe that we know next to nothing.
I believe in questioning authority.
I believe that he who loves his country best is he who strives to make it better.
I believe that the love of one’s country is great, but why stop at the borders?
I believe in patriotism, but not nationalism.
I believe in respecting history – those “old dead dudes” were once alive, just as we are now.

I believe that intelligence and intellect are two ENTIRELY different things.
I believe that the mind of a child can hold the answer to every moral issue in the world.

I believe that those who give up on learning are those who give up on life.
I believe that genius and insanity really are the same thing.

I believe in Nazism in a Pop-Tart box.
I believe that fortune favors the brave.
I believe in 42.

I believe in musicals having the most powerful messages of all.

I believe in striving for excellence – not perfection.
I believe that brevity is the soul of wit.
I believe in schadenfreude.

I believe in being moderate – not extremist, not neutral.
I believe that if one of us is not free, none of us are.
I believe in free speech – even for douchebags.

I believe that raisins are the poop of the fruit world.

I believe that teachers can be the most excellent people in our lives – or the worst.

I believe in Kant.

I believe that we’re all fundamentally the same.
I believe that we’re all different, too.
I believe in making a difference.

Above all, I believe in love.

Your turn.